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Took a nap on the floor and woke up to this creature sing-screaming in Latin with his paw on my heart (see photo above.) I guess he was a few seconds away from switching souls with me lol. Threw him off me and now he’s licking his balls/disappointed. Happy Pi Day, I guess!.

Took a nap on the floor and woke up to this creature sing-screaming in Latin with his paw on my heart (see photo above.) I guess he was a few seconds away from switching souls with me lol. Threw him off me and now he’s licking his balls/disappointed. Happy Pi Day, I guess! ...

Two great shows this weekend in NYC and DC! More soon. Tag yourself below. 
Photos by @brendanhbanks.

Two great shows this weekend in NYC and DC! More soon. Tag yourself below. Photos by @brendanhbanks ...

Somebody shat themselves on the plane, delaying our flight, but we made it to a cute Brooklyn cafe nonetheless and got the portrait mode pics to prove it. AMA..

Somebody shat themselves on the plane, delaying our flight, but we made it to a cute Brooklyn cafe nonetheless and got the portrait mode pics to prove it. AMA. ...

play_circle_filled Inspired by @avitalash, I’ve taken one second of footage every day this year. Presenting without commercial interruption: Jan/Feb #1seme.

Inspired by @avitalash , I’ve taken one second of footage every day this year. Presenting without commercial interruption: Jan/Feb #1seme ...

Great episode of “Jake and Amir watch Jake and Amir” on our Patreon today with @jillianvogelreally watching for the first time her husband do... this. And me loving it. Swipe to the right for a clip! Link in biography..

Great episode of “Jake and Amir watch Jake and Amir” on our Patreon today with @jillianvogelreally watching for the first time her husband do... this. And me loving it. Swipe to the right for a clip! Link in biography. ...

That #lensflare is real, folks. (The dog is fake—Groomed feathers over hard boiled eggs and a plastic snout with velvet couch samples for ears and corn whiskers.).

That #lensflare is real, folks. (The dog is fake—Groomed feathers over hard boiled eggs and a plastic snout with velvet couch samples for ears and corn whiskers.) ...

play_circle_filled Special message on this special day with @avitalash.

Special message on this special day with @avitalash ...

Fuck it. I’ll post a dog pic to the main feed, I really don’t give a shit. If it performs below average after two hours, with regards to engagement, I’ll pay to boost the bitch —IDGAF! If after a $1,000 campaign I’m still not seeing results? I’ll archive or delete depending on my mood. Like... #whocares 🤷🏻‍♂️😜.

Fuck it. I’ll post a dog pic to the main feed, I really don’t give a shit. If it performs below average after two hours, with regards to engagement, I’ll pay to boost the bitch —IDGAF! If after a $1,000 campaign I’m still not seeing results? I’ll archive or delete depending on my mood. Like... #whocares 🤷🏻‍♂️😜 ...

New Podcast Alert! We’re becoming English Premier League fans, and @rahulkohli13 is our first guest. Our journey to find a favorite club starts now. Listen wherever you get your “If I Were You” episodes..

New Podcast Alert! We’re becoming English Premier League fans, and @rahulkohli 13 is our first guest. Our journey to find a favorite club starts now. Listen wherever you get your “If I Were You” episodes. ...

My Arizona style can be described as Photoshopped Chic..

My Arizona style can be described as Photoshopped Chic. ...

Let’s kill two memes with one stone. #topnine #twinning for 2018. (Like twice.).

Let’s kill two memes with one stone. #topnine #twinning for 2018. (Like twice.) ...

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